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No. 001 · Greens Gobbler · Garden type · Size: lunchbox
Flip a coin. Heads, it bounces again. Tails, it bounces anyway.
Eats one whole vegetable patch. Leaves the scarecrow.
Sighted on a ridge at dawn, looking at the valley like it was a salad.
Field notes: the Greens Gobbler
- Name
- unknown. Over to you.
- Habitat
- kitchen counters, gym bags, loitering suspiciously in the produce aisle
- Diet
- an entire vegetable garden. Roots and all. Before breakfast.
- Temperament
- relentlessly upbeat. Frankly, exhausting.
- Known for
- never once walking anywhere. Only bouncing.
It has been answering to "Oi" for a week. It seems happy. We are not. Please help.
Name the Greens Gobbler